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एक पागल- (अपने हाथ में सिगरेट छुपाते हुए)
बताओ मेरे हाथ में क्या है??
दूसरा पागल – रेल गाड़ी...
पहला – तुम्हें कैसे पता चला ??
दूसरा – मैंने धुंआ निकालता देख लिया था।



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